- If you take an Oriental and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
- If people from Poland are called “Poles,” why aren’t people from Holland called “Holes?”
- Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack, anyway?
- Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
- If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
- Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn’t they be wearing nightgowns?
- If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
- When someone asks you, ‘A penny for your thoughts, ‘and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
- When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
- Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?
- Why are a wise man and wise guy opposites?
- Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
- If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
- Why isn’t eleven pronounced onety one?
- “I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I do” is the longest sentence? Think about it.
- If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
- Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as “4’s”?
- Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
Thanks to LawrenceM!