EVER WONDER …

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EVER WONDER … Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

EVER WONDER … Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?

EVER WONDER … Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?

EVER WONDER … Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?

EVER WONDER … Why is it that doctors call what they do ‘practice’?

EVER WONDER … Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

EVER WONDER … Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

EVER WONDER … Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

EVER WONDER … Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?

EVER WONDER … Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

EVER WONDER … Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

EVER WONDER … You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

EVER WONDER … Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

EVER WONDER … Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

EVER WONDER … If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

EVER WONDER … If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Now that you’ve smiled at least once, it’s your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)…in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.

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About turtlemom3

Early 70’s Orthodox Christian, wife, mother, grandmother, nurse with PhD, disabled. Have wonderful service dog - Warrior! Married to the Ol’ Curmudgeon - and I’m pretty doggone happy about that! Interests: Orthodox Christianity; reading; service dogs; computers, woodworking Greatest Life Experiences: Converting to Orthodoxy, Caving in Idaho, Attending Russian Orthodox Choir Conference (Oh! that music!). Favorite Things Back in High School: Reading; classical music - nerdy things. Favorite Things Back in College: Reading; classical music - nerdy things Favorite Things to do Now: Reading; classical music, computer stuff, surfing the internet - nerdy things - no real change! Favorite TV Programs: Anything about Sci-fi or forensics - or both? Favorite Movies: The Chosen; Ostrov; 84 Charing Cross Rd; Air Force One; Becket; Indiana Jones; Star Wars; Favorite Music: Russian Orthodox (Christian) chant; Bach; Mozart's Magic Flute Favorite Quote: The body is a slave, the soul a sovereign, and therefore it is due to Divine mercy when the body is worn out by illness: for thereby the passions are weakened, and a man comes to himself; indeed, bodily illness itself is sometimes caused by the passions.”~*~ St. Seraphim of Sarov, Spiritual Instructions Favorite Authors: Robert Heinlein; Mercedes Lackey; Anne MacCaffrey, Fr. Steven Ritter, Sarah Elizabeth Cowrie, St. Nikolai Velimirovic - among many others

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