Never Underestimate Kids

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A mother was driving a little girl to her friend’s house for a play date.

‘Mommy,’ the little girl asked, ‘how old are you?’

‘Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,’ the mother replied. ‘It’s not polite.’

‘OK’, the little girl said, ‘How much do you weigh?’

‘Now really,’ the mother said, ‘those are personal questions and are really none of your business.’

Undaunted, the little girl asked, ‘Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?’

‘That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!’ The exasperated mother walked away as the two friends begin to play.

‘My Mom won’t tell me anything about her,’ the little girl said to her friend.

‘Well,’ said the friend, ‘all you need to do is look at her drivers license.  It’s like a report card, it has everything on it.’

Later that night the little girl said to her mother, ‘I know how old you are, you are 32.’

The mother was surprised and asked, ‘How did you find that out?’

‘I also know that you weigh 140 pounds.’

The mother is past surprised and shocked now. ‘How in heaven’s name did you find that out?’

‘And,’ the little girl said triumphantly,’I know why you and daddy got a divorce.’

‘Oh really?’ the mother asked. ‘Why?’

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‘Because you got an F in sex.’

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About turtlemom3

Early 70’s Orthodox Christian, wife, mother, grandmother, nurse with PhD, disabled. Have wonderful service dog - Warrior! Married to the Ol’ Curmudgeon - and I’m pretty doggone happy about that! Interests: Orthodox Christianity; reading; service dogs; computers, woodworking Greatest Life Experiences: Converting to Orthodoxy, Caving in Idaho, Attending Russian Orthodox Choir Conference (Oh! that music!). Favorite Things Back in High School: Reading; classical music - nerdy things. Favorite Things Back in College: Reading; classical music - nerdy things Favorite Things to do Now: Reading; classical music, computer stuff, surfing the internet - nerdy things - no real change! Favorite TV Programs: Anything about Sci-fi or forensics - or both? Favorite Movies: The Chosen; Ostrov; 84 Charing Cross Rd; Air Force One; Becket; Indiana Jones; Star Wars; Favorite Music: Russian Orthodox (Christian) chant; Bach; Mozart's Magic Flute Favorite Quote: The body is a slave, the soul a sovereign, and therefore it is due to Divine mercy when the body is worn out by illness: for thereby the passions are weakened, and a man comes to himself; indeed, bodily illness itself is sometimes caused by the passions.”~*~ St. Seraphim of Sarov, Spiritual Instructions Favorite Authors: Robert Heinlein; Mercedes Lackey; Anne MacCaffrey, Fr. Steven Ritter, Sarah Elizabeth Cowrie, St. Nikolai Velimirovic - among many others

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