Some Blonde Jokes

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Q: What do UFO’s and smart blondes have in common?
A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

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Q: A one armed blonde is hanging from a tree. How can you make her fall?
A: You wave at her!

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?
A: Because it said “Concentrate”

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Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.

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Q: Why was the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: She was throwing all the W’s away.

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Q: Why was the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: She was throwing all the W’s away.

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Q: What would you do if a Blond threw a hand grenade right at you?
A: You’d pull the pin and throw it back.

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Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?
A: You have to hollow out the head.

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Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

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About turtlemom3

Early 70’s Orthodox Christian, wife, mother, grandmother, nurse with PhD, disabled. Have wonderful service dog - Warrior! Married to the Ol’ Curmudgeon - and I’m pretty doggone happy about that! Interests: Orthodox Christianity; reading; service dogs; computers, woodworking Greatest Life Experiences: Converting to Orthodoxy, Caving in Idaho, Attending Russian Orthodox Choir Conference (Oh! that music!). Favorite Things Back in High School: Reading; classical music - nerdy things. Favorite Things Back in College: Reading; classical music - nerdy things Favorite Things to do Now: Reading; classical music, computer stuff, surfing the internet - nerdy things - no real change! Favorite TV Programs: Anything about Sci-fi or forensics - or both? Favorite Movies: The Chosen; Ostrov; 84 Charing Cross Rd; Air Force One; Becket; Indiana Jones; Star Wars; Favorite Music: Russian Orthodox (Christian) chant; Bach; Mozart's Magic Flute Favorite Quote: The body is a slave, the soul a sovereign, and therefore it is due to Divine mercy when the body is worn out by illness: for thereby the passions are weakened, and a man comes to himself; indeed, bodily illness itself is sometimes caused by the passions.”~*~ St. Seraphim of Sarov, Spiritual Instructions Favorite Authors: Robert Heinlein; Mercedes Lackey; Anne MacCaffrey, Fr. Steven Ritter, Sarah Elizabeth Cowrie, St. Nikolai Velimirovic - among many others

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