A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu…
+ Tourist: $5
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, “Why such a price difference for the politician?”
The waiter replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one of those things? They’re so full of s–t, it takes all morning!”
Thanks to No1MRRA!