The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope-Mobile, when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.
A hapless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a ‘Save the Whales’ hat, and a ‘To Hell with Bush’ T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically and thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear. As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers came racing up.
One quickly fired a 44 magnum into the bear’s chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from the bear’s grasp. Then using clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck, while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. ‘I give you my blessing for your brave actions!’ he told them. ‘I heard there was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic Environmental activists, but now I’ve seen with my own eyes that these things are not true.’
As the Pope drove off in a cloud of dust, one logger asked his buddies: ‘Who was that guy?’
‘It was the Pope,’ another replied. ‘He’s in direct contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom.’
‘Well,’ the logger said, ‘he may have access to all wisdom, but he doesn’t know squat about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait holding up, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?’
Thanks to WesJ!!