From our friend RSB comes this gem:
Reverend Ole was the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church, and Pastor Sven was the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road.
I saw them yesterday standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground that reads:
‘Da End iss Near!
Turn Yourself Aroundt Now!
Before It’s Too Late!’
As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, ‘Leave us alone, you religious nuts!’
From the curve we heard screeching tires and a big splash.
Rev. Ole turns to Pastor Sven and asks, ‘Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say ‘Bridge Out’?’
To which the Ol’ Curmudgeon replied, “Amen, Amen, Amen;” and I replied “ROFLOL!!!”