Love Dogs and Cats……….you gotta LOVE this one…..

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Golden Retriever Pup
1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb?
Border Collie
2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.
Dachshund
3. Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiller
4. Rottweiler: Make me.
Boxer
5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Black Lab
6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
German Shepherd
7. German Shepherd: I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven’t missed any, and made just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of this situation
Jack Russell
8. Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Old English Sheepdog
9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I’m sorry, but I don’t see a light bulb!
Cocker Spaniels
10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Chihuahua
11. Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or “We don’t need no stinking light bulb.”
Greyhound
12. Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd
13. Australian Shepherd: First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle…
Poodle
14. Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?



Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light
bulbs. So, the real question is:
Angry Cat
“How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?”
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!

HAVE YOU SMILED
TODAY?????


It is done by moving the
corners of the mouth
upward.
LET ME SHOW YOU
HOW…………

Smilie Cat #1

Smilie Husky

Smilie Kitteh

Smilie Mutt

NOW TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS, AND ENABLE THEM TO
SMILE
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About turtlemom3

Early 70’s Orthodox Christian, wife, mother, grandmother, nurse with PhD, disabled. Have wonderful service dog - Warrior! Married to the Ol’ Curmudgeon - and I’m pretty doggone happy about that! Interests: Orthodox Christianity; reading; service dogs; computers, woodworking Greatest Life Experiences: Converting to Orthodoxy, Caving in Idaho, Attending Russian Orthodox Choir Conference (Oh! that music!). Favorite Things Back in High School: Reading; classical music - nerdy things. Favorite Things Back in College: Reading; classical music - nerdy things Favorite Things to do Now: Reading; classical music, computer stuff, surfing the internet - nerdy things - no real change! Favorite TV Programs: Anything about Sci-fi or forensics - or both? Favorite Movies: The Chosen; Ostrov; 84 Charing Cross Rd; Air Force One; Becket; Indiana Jones; Star Wars; Favorite Music: Russian Orthodox (Christian) chant; Bach; Mozart's Magic Flute Favorite Quote: The body is a slave, the soul a sovereign, and therefore it is due to Divine mercy when the body is worn out by illness: for thereby the passions are weakened, and a man comes to himself; indeed, bodily illness itself is sometimes caused by the passions.”~*~ St. Seraphim of Sarov, Spiritual Instructions Favorite Authors: Robert Heinlein; Mercedes Lackey; Anne MacCaffrey, Fr. Steven Ritter, Sarah Elizabeth Cowrie, St. Nikolai Velimirovic - among many others

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