A doctor in Ireland wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant.
“Yes, sir!” answers Seamus.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks, “So, Seamus, how was your day?”
Seamus told him that he took care of three patients.
“The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.”
“Bravo, and the second one?” asks the doctor.
“The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX,” says Seamus.
“Bravo, bravo! You’re good at this and what about the third one?” asks the doctor.
“Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door bursts open and a woman enters.like a flame, she undresses hersel’, takin’ off everything including her bra and her panties and lays hersel’ down on the examination table.
She then shouts: “HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!”
“Thunderin’ Lard Jayzus, Seamus, what did ye do?” asks the doctor.
“I put drops in her eyes ” !!!!!