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A doctor in Ireland wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant.

“Seamus, I am goin’ huntin’ tomorrow and don’t want to close the clinic.  I want you to bein’ lookin’ afther the clinic and takin’ care of all me patients.”

“Yes, sir!” answers Seamus.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks, “So, Seamus, how was your day?”

Seamus told him that he took care of three patients.


“The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.”

“Bravo, and the second one?” asks the doctor.

“The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX,” says Seamus.

“Bravo, bravo! You’re good at this and what about the third one?” asks the doctor.

“Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door bursts open and a woman enters.like a flame, she undresses hersel’, takin’ off everything including her bra and her panties and lays hersel’ down on the examination table.


She then shouts: “HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!”

“Thunderin’ Lard Jayzus, Seamus, what did ye do?” asks the doctor.

“I put drops in her eyes ” !!!!!

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About turtlemom3

Early 70’s Orthodox Christian, wife, mother, grandmother, nurse with PhD, disabled. Have wonderful service dog - Warrior! Married to the Ol’ Curmudgeon - and I’m pretty doggone happy about that! Interests: Orthodox Christianity; reading; service dogs; computers, woodworking Greatest Life Experiences: Converting to Orthodoxy, Caving in Idaho, Attending Russian Orthodox Choir Conference (Oh! that music!). Favorite Things Back in High School: Reading; classical music - nerdy things. Favorite Things Back in College: Reading; classical music - nerdy things Favorite Things to do Now: Reading; classical music, computer stuff, surfing the internet - nerdy things - no real change! Favorite TV Programs: Anything about Sci-fi or forensics - or both? Favorite Movies: The Chosen; Ostrov; 84 Charing Cross Rd; Air Force One; Becket; Indiana Jones; Star Wars; Favorite Music: Russian Orthodox (Christian) chant; Bach; Mozart's Magic Flute Favorite Quote: The body is a slave, the soul a sovereign, and therefore it is due to Divine mercy when the body is worn out by illness: for thereby the passions are weakened, and a man comes to himself; indeed, bodily illness itself is sometimes caused by the passions.”~*~ St. Seraphim of Sarov, Spiritual Instructions Favorite Authors: Robert Heinlein; Mercedes Lackey; Anne MacCaffrey, Fr. Steven Ritter, Sarah Elizabeth Cowrie, St. Nikolai Velimirovic - among many others

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