(And these are pretty mild!)
1. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
2. My WILD OATS have turned to SHREDDED WHEAT.
3. STUPIDITY is not a HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!
4. Rehab is for Quitters.
5. HECK is where people go, who don’t believe in GOSH.
6. The meek shall inherit the earth ….. AFTER WE’RE THROUGH WITH IT.
7. HAM and EGGS – A day’s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
8. The original point-and-click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
9. Computer Programmers know how to use their hardware.
10. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up