T-Shirt Slogans – –

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(And these are pretty mild!)

1. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

2. My WILD OATS have turned to SHREDDED WHEAT.

3. STUPIDITY is not a HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!

4. Rehab is for Quitters.

5. HECK is where people go, who don’t believe in GOSH.

6. The meek shall inherit the earth ….. AFTER WE’RE THROUGH WITH IT.

7. HAM and EGGS – A day’s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

8. The original point-and-click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

9. Computer Programmers know how to use their hardware.

10. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up

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About turtlemom3

Early 70’s Orthodox Christian, wife, mother, grandmother, nurse with PhD, disabled. Have wonderful service dog - Warrior! Married to the Ol’ Curmudgeon - and I’m pretty doggone happy about that! Interests: Orthodox Christianity; reading; service dogs; computers, woodworking Greatest Life Experiences: Converting to Orthodoxy, Caving in Idaho, Attending Russian Orthodox Choir Conference (Oh! that music!). Favorite Things Back in High School: Reading; classical music - nerdy things. Favorite Things Back in College: Reading; classical music - nerdy things Favorite Things to do Now: Reading; classical music, computer stuff, surfing the internet - nerdy things - no real change! Favorite TV Programs: Anything about Sci-fi or forensics - or both? Favorite Movies: The Chosen; Ostrov; 84 Charing Cross Rd; Air Force One; Becket; Indiana Jones; Star Wars; Favorite Music: Russian Orthodox (Christian) chant; Bach; Mozart's Magic Flute Favorite Quote: The body is a slave, the soul a sovereign, and therefore it is due to Divine mercy when the body is worn out by illness: for thereby the passions are weakened, and a man comes to himself; indeed, bodily illness itself is sometimes caused by the passions.”~*~ St. Seraphim of Sarov, Spiritual Instructions Favorite Authors: Robert Heinlein; Mercedes Lackey; Anne MacCaffrey, Fr. Steven Ritter, Sarah Elizabeth Cowrie, St. Nikolai Velimirovic - among many others

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