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		<title>Differences Between Liberals and Conservatives</title>
		<link>http://thefunniesetc.wordpress.com/2009/10/08/differences-between-liberals-and-conservatives/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 01:23:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From the Boortz Blast:
No, I didn&#8217;t write this. I wish I did. Because it&#8217;s the painful truth. And you know how much I love to stir the puddin&#8217;. This list was actually forwarded to me from a friend of mine … Ain&#8217;t this the truth?
If a conservative doesn&#8217;t like guns, he doesn&#8217;t buy one.
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		<title>How Many Cats Does It Take to Screw in a Light Bulb?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 18:20:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Persian: &#8220;Light bulb? What light bulb?&#8221;
Somali: &#8220;The sun is shining, the day is young, we&#8217;ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you&#8217;re worrying about a burned out light bulb?&#8221;
Norwegian Forest Cat: &#8220;Just one. And I&#8217;ll replace any wiring that&#8217;s not up to date, too.&#8221;
Cornish Rex: &#8220;Hey Guys, I&#8217;ve found the switch.&#8221;
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		<title>Inner Strength</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 19:13:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills,
If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time,
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		<title>Kids on Marriage</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 19:10:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Subject: HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
&#8211; Alan, age 10
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		<title>Ten Puns</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 19:01:41 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[PUNS! You've Been Warned!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons.
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2. Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
The one turns to the other and says,&#8221;Dam&#8221;!
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		<title>A Vet Visit</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 18:52:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird&#8217;s chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, &#8220;I&#8217;m so sorry,  your pet has passed away.&#8221; 
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		<title>Swine Flu ADVICE &#8211; latest info from Dept. of Health</title>
		<link>http://thefunniesetc.wordpress.com/2009/09/12/swine-flu-advice-latest-info-from-dept-of-health/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 12:04:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[THIS IS SERIOUS!!!!
If you wake up looking like this don&#8217;t go to work!
Oh My!!
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		<title>Wait Upon the Lord</title>
		<link>http://thefunniesetc.wordpress.com/2009/09/10/wait-upon-the-lord/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 22:58:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After starting a new diet I altered my drive to work to avoid passing my favorite bakery.  I accidentally drove by the bakery this morning, and as I approached, there in the window was a host of goodies.    I felt this was no accident, so I prayed &#8230; &#8216;Lord, it&#8217;s up [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thefunniesetc.wordpress.com&blog=2669846&post=666&subd=thefunniesetc&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>&#8230; No Abraham Lincoln</title>
		<link>http://thefunniesetc.wordpress.com/2009/05/12/no-abraham-lincoln/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 00:51:34 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Patriotic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[



So I said to him, &#8220;Barack, I know Abe Lincoln, and you ain&#8217;t Abe Lincoln.&#8221;
Labor is prior to, and independent of, capital. Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if labor had not first existed. Labor is the superior of capital, and deserves much the higher consideration.&#8221; Lincoln&#8217;s First Annual [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thefunniesetc.wordpress.com&blog=2669846&post=661&subd=thefunniesetc&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">So I said to him, Barack, I know Abe Lincoln, and you aint Abe Lincoln.</media:title>
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		<title>To All Seniors, Impending Seniors, Those Who Know Seniors</title>
		<link>http://thefunniesetc.wordpress.com/2009/05/12/to-all-seniors-impending-seniors-those-who-know-seniors/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 00:41:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Retirees]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is dedicated to all of us who are seniors, to all of you who know seniors, and to all of you who will become seniors. It pays to be able to laugh about it when you are! 
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