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		<title>Laugh &#8211; Until It Isn&#8217;t Funny Anymore!</title>
		<link>http://thefunniesetc.wordpress.com/2009/11/21/laugh-until-it-isnt-funny-anymore/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 00:19:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70!
1.  Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run&#8211;anywhere.
4. People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you?
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		<title>Best Menopause Question Ever</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 00:07:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb? 
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		<title>Just Logic</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 22:29:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic.
(It also made me Laugh Out Loud.) Remember, this is a strictly mathematical viewpoint. It goes like this:
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		<title>S O M E T I M E S -</title>
		<link>http://thefunniesetc.wordpress.com/2009/11/13/s-o-m-e-t-i-m-e-s/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 22:58:22 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[BWAHAHAHAHAHA]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes&#8230;
when you cry&#8230;.
no one sees your tears.
Sometimes&#8230;
when you are in pain.
no one sees your hurt.
Sometimes..
when you are worried..
no one sees your stress
Sometimes..
when you are happy..
no one sees your smile .. -
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But FART !! just ONE time&#8230;.
And everybody knows!!
Gotcha!! You thought this was going to be one of those heart-touching stories! 


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		<title>Differences Between Liberals and Conservatives</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 01:23:04 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Almost Too True to be Good]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[From the Boortz Blast:
No, I didn&#8217;t write this. I wish I did. Because it&#8217;s the painful truth. And you know how much I love to stir the puddin&#8217;. This list was actually forwarded to me from a friend of mine … Ain&#8217;t this the truth?
If a conservative doesn&#8217;t like guns, he doesn&#8217;t buy one.
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		<title>How Many Cats Does It Take to Screw in a Light Bulb?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 18:20:56 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Almost Too True to be Good]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cats]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Persian: &#8220;Light bulb? What light bulb?&#8221;
Somali: &#8220;The sun is shining, the day is young, we&#8217;ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you&#8217;re worrying about a burned out light bulb?&#8221;
Norwegian Forest Cat: &#8220;Just one. And I&#8217;ll replace any wiring that&#8217;s not up to date, too.&#8221;
Cornish Rex: &#8220;Hey Guys, I&#8217;ve found the switch.&#8221;
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		<title>Inner Strength</title>
		<link>http://thefunniesetc.wordpress.com/2009/09/13/inner-strength/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 19:13:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>turtlemom3</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Almost Too True to be Good]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills,
If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time,
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		<title>Kids on Marriage</title>
		<link>http://thefunniesetc.wordpress.com/2009/09/13/kids-on-marriage/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 19:10:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Subject: HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
&#8211; Alan, age 10
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		<title>Ten Puns</title>
		<link>http://thefunniesetc.wordpress.com/2009/09/13/ten-puns/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 19:01:41 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[PUNS! You've Been Warned!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons.
The stewardess  looks at him and says, &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.&#8221;
2. Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
The one turns to the other and says,&#8221;Dam&#8221;!
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		<title>A Vet Visit</title>
		<link>http://thefunniesetc.wordpress.com/2009/09/13/a-vet-visit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 18:52:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird&#8217;s chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, &#8220;I&#8217;m so sorry,  your pet has passed away.&#8221; 
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