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		<title>The Texas Chili Contest</title>
		<link>http://thefunniesetc.wordpress.com/2011/11/22/the-texas-chili-contest/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2011 23:35:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cooking contest. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge&#8217;s table asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thefunniesetc.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2669846&amp;post=919&amp;subd=thefunniesetc&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A List of Funnies! Enjoy!</title>
		<link>http://thefunniesetc.wordpress.com/2011/11/18/a-list-of-funnies-enjoy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2011 12:17:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Crazy People]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thefunniesetc.wordpress.com/?p=911</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It. 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way. 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through the Forest? They Take The Psychopath 4. How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It 5. What Do Fish Say When [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thefunniesetc.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2669846&amp;post=911&amp;subd=thefunniesetc&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>For Those Born 1930-1979</title>
		<link>http://thefunniesetc.wordpress.com/2011/10/17/for-those-born-1930-1979/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2011 18:57:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>turtlemom3</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Blue cheese dressing]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930&#8242;s, 40&#8242;s, 50&#8242;s, 60&#8242;s and 70&#8242;s!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn&#8217;t get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thefunniesetc.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2669846&amp;post=907&amp;subd=thefunniesetc&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Jokes Based on the Word Why</title>
		<link>http://thefunniesetc.wordpress.com/2011/09/08/jokes-based-on-the-word-why/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Sep 2011 00:56:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>turtlemom3</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thefunniesetc.wordpress.com/?p=871</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? Why can&#8217;t women put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why doesn&#8217;t glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why don&#8217;t you ever see the headline &#8220;Psychic Wins Lottery&#8221;? Why is &#8220;abbreviated&#8221; such a long word? Why is a boxing ring square? Why [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thefunniesetc.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2669846&amp;post=871&amp;subd=thefunniesetc&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Sumbitch</title>
		<link>http://thefunniesetc.wordpress.com/2011/09/08/sumbitch/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Sep 2011 00:35:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>turtlemom3</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thefunniesetc.wordpress.com/?p=867</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A large jet plane crashed on a farm in the middle of rural TEXAS . Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force.  By the time they got there, the aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hull left smoldering in a tree line that bordered the farm. The [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thefunniesetc.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2669846&amp;post=867&amp;subd=thefunniesetc&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Texting for Seniors</title>
		<link>http://thefunniesetc.wordpress.com/2011/09/03/texting-for-seniors/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Sep 2011 16:41:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>turtlemom3</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teens have theirs, now seniors have their own texting codes (LOL OMG e.g.). I thought the following listing was appropriate … after all the kids have all their little codes…like BFF, LOL, etc. So here are some codes for seniors: ATD – At the Doctor’s BFF – Best Friends Funeral BTW – Bring the Wheelchair [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thefunniesetc.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2669846&amp;post=849&amp;subd=thefunniesetc&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Texas beer joint sues church</title>
		<link>http://thefunniesetc.wordpress.com/2011/07/27/texas-beer-joint-sues-church/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jul 2011 23:44:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>turtlemom3</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have no idea where this one came from &#8211; it&#8217;s being passed along via the e-mail route as well as in the blogosphere. Enjoy! ONLY IN TEXAS &#8230; Texas Beer Joint Sues Church in MT.Vernon, Texas . Drummond&#8217;s Bar began construction on an expansion of their building to increase their business. In response, the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thefunniesetc.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2669846&amp;post=840&amp;subd=thefunniesetc&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Old Age at Its Best</title>
		<link>http://thefunniesetc.wordpress.com/2011/07/04/old-age-at-its-best/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jul 2011 18:04:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>turtlemom3</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Carmon and Bill, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Carmon didn’t show up. Bill didn’t think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Carmon hadn’t shown up for a week or so, Bill [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thefunniesetc.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2669846&amp;post=834&amp;subd=thefunniesetc&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>God loves Drunk People Too</title>
		<link>http://thefunniesetc.wordpress.com/2011/07/04/god-loves-drunk-people-too/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jul 2011 17:41:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>turtlemom3</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man  gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. &#8220;Not a chance,&#8221; says the husband, &#8220;it is 3:00 in the morning!&#8221; He slams the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thefunniesetc.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2669846&amp;post=830&amp;subd=thefunniesetc&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A Boy&#8217;s Understanding</title>
		<link>http://thefunniesetc.wordpress.com/2011/03/12/a-boys-understanding/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Mar 2011 13:19:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>turtlemom3</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was eating lunch today with my 10-year-old grandson when his mom asked him &#8220;What is tomorrow?&#8221; He said &#8220;It&#8217;s President&#8217;s Day&#8221; She asked &#8220;What does that mean?&#8221; I was waiting for something profound. He said, &#8220;President&#8217;s Day is when Obama steps out of the White House and if he sees his shadow, we have [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thefunniesetc.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2669846&amp;post=823&amp;subd=thefunniesetc&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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