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1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men’s used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns and Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Me, Big Jim, Duke and Slim went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don’t mess with the pit bulls – they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don’t think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of ‘em in the house. Better wait outside.
“Cooter”
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Gavyn Smith said,
28 July 08 at 11:36 pm
Ha HA! Thank you for sharing this, it has definitely made my day! I don’t doubt at all that this ’security system’ works better than anything else, especially for such a low price! I am definitely investing in one, and I am from the West. If anything, it will get a few chuckles out of my would-be burglars, so maybe they’ll leave me alone in the end!