Q: How many believable, competent, “just-right-for-the-job” presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?
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A: It’s going to be a d-a-a-a-a-r-r-r-k 4 years, isn’t it?
Some Blonde Jokes
26 July 08 at 4:30 pm (Blonde Jokes, Very Funny)
If you don’t like ‘em, don’t read ‘em!
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Q: What do UFO’s and smart blondes have in common?
A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
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Q: A one armed blonde is hanging from a tree. How can you make her fall?
A: You wave at her!
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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?
A: Because it said “Concentrate”
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Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
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Q: Why was the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: She was throwing all the W’s away.
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Q: Why was the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: She was throwing all the W’s away.
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Q: What would you do if a Blond threw a hand grenade right at you?
A: You’d pull the pin and throw it back.
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Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?
A: You have to hollow out the head.
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Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
